kylegilbert

I can remember when I purchased my first domain name.  It felt a little foolish at the time (and still does, to be completely honest), but it was still neat to purchase kylegilbert.com.  I’ve used it in different ways over the years, but I’ve always been glad I made the purchase when I did.

For several months lately, I’ve considered purchasing a particular available domain name.  I’m happy to say the pondering is over.  I’m now the proud owner of kyle.fm.

My plan for now is to use it as a shortcut url to this blog, but I’ve also installed YOURLS on this domain so I can use is as my own url shortener (like bit.ly) for posts on Twitter and Facebook.

PS – There’s no significance to the .fm extension other than I thought it was the coolest sounding option available.

For a few months now, we’ve had three three worship service times each weekend on our Internet Campus. Starting in May, we’re changing a time and adding a new service to our Sunday lineup:

• 9:00 am
• 10:20 am
• 11:45 am
• 9:00 pm

Father, please use our church and Internet Campus to bring glory to yourself. All our efforts are for you – that more may know and worship you.

Service times are changing at our Pellissippi Campus too. You can read more about the changes here.

It seems that our nation has this one figured out pretty well already, but just in case you’ve missed it, here are nine ways to ruin your kids:

1. Always expect the worst from your kids.  You’ll eventually find out you’re right.
2. Give them everything they want.  If you’re consistent with this, you’ll trick your children into thinking that the stuff of this world can buy their happiness.
3. Don’t discipline your kids.  I’m not just talking about spanking here; I’m talking about time out, grounding, and all other forms of discipline.
4. Be very cautious about praising your children.  You don’t want them to become proud or feel special about themselves.  Slowly erode their confidence.
5. Show your kids through your words and actions that they are an inconvenience to your life.  Dwell on the ways that your life would be different – even better – without them.
6. Use guilt and shame to motivate your children to do what you want them to do.
7. If you have more than one child, let the kids treat each other with rudeness and disrespect.
8. Place the responsibility of socializing your kids on either a) the school system, or b) television.  Don’t consider this a personal responsibility.
9. Place the responsibility of their spiritual development on either a) the church, or b) let them figure this out on their own.  If you’re going to wreck your kids, it’s critical that you not take responsibility here.

Just in case you missed the related posts:

• 6 Ways to Wreck Your Spiritual Life
• 9 Ways to Wreck Your Job

I have to admit that I am a hardcore fan of alternative rock music.  1994 was a pivotal year for me as I began to fall in love with the gritty sound of bands like Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, and a slew of others.  The energy and passion was contagious, and even though I still love much of the musical style, I regretfully let my mind be filled with a lot of stuff that wasn’t good for my soul.  I still listen to alternative rock, but I’ve added quite a few bands of a different nature, like David Crowder Band, Switchfoot, & Skillet.  I’ve also eliminated some bands and many songs from my music library.

Well, last night, as I was mowing the lawn, I came across a song that I’ve heard a hundred times before – Sunflowers, by Everclear.  This time as I listened, I actually picked up on the flow of the lyrics.

I know where you go when you want to fall
Why do you want to be broken?
I know where you go when you want to fall
Yes your friends they tell me everything
Yes I know where you go
Yes I know what you do
Yes I know the awful things you say and who you say them to

I had always assumed these lyrics were referring to a wife or girlfriend, but today I clearly heard the important lines of the song:

Your mom she said that you are just like me
I can see it in your eyes
I can see your shaky hands
Yes I think you think i’m stupid
You don’t think I understand
Yes I see you and I see myself when I was a younger man
When you were a child
You were happy and free
You were my reason to live
I would die when you smiled at me
I can still see you
I remember you painting
Sunflowers in your room

These are not the words of a bitter lover or disillusioned spouse.  These are the words of a brokenhearted father.

God, please help me to raise my children to follow after you.  I pray that they would escape some of the pitfalls I fell into emotionally during my teenage years, and I beg you to please raise them up to be leaders in your Kingdom work here on this earth.  Please mold me into the dad and husband you want me to be, and help me treasure each day with my children.

PS – If you randomly found this blog post, and you’re not a part of a church community, I’d love to have you join me this weekend at our Internet Campus.  It’s an online interactive broadcast each Sunday, and for the next few weeks, we’re specifically talking about issues facing families today.

Over the past few months I’ve been slowly reading through a book called Holiness by J.C. Ryle.  It’s a fantastic book, and there’s a great quote on almost every page, but I find myself taking it in small pieces and coming back to it every few days.

The “chains” mentioned above are probably not what you would think.  Let me give you part of the preceding paragraph so you’ll see what he’s referring to:

The saddest symptom about many so-called Christians is the utter absence of anything like conflict and fight [against spiritual apathy] in their Christianity.  They eat, they drink, they dress, they work, they amuse themselves, they get money, they spend money, they go through a scanty round of formal religious services once or twice every week.  But of the great spiritual warfare – it’s watchings and strugglings, its agonies and anxieties, its battles and contests – of all thing they appear to know nothing at all.  Let us take care that this case is not our own.

Not to say that there’s anything we can do to earn God’s love, or anything close to that.  Scripture is clear that it’s only through faith in Jesus that people can be right with God.  It’s not about what you do, say, or think that makes you close to God – it’s all about the price Jesus paid to ransom our lives.

But once a person has been redeemed – once their life has been changed by the life-giving power of Christ – there should be something within us that fights back against the world’s temptation to become spiritually numb and go with the flow.

I’m asking God to give me grace and strength to face the ever-present temptation to be chained with lukewarmness and spiritual laziness.

The last post was a little heavy, so I thought I’d write this one with a little less seriousness.

Looking for some great opportunities to wreck you job? Here’s a list of six things that will shake things up in the workplace:

1. Bring a machete to work, and keep it on your desk.
2. Get some bright pink sunglasses, and never take them off.
3. Always refer to yourself in third person, and insert “silly” before your name. (eg. “Can you meet about that proposal with silly Kyle today?”)
4. Unless you have a uniform, wear the same thing to work every day.
5. Remove all of the letter e’s from your emails and letters.
6. Always bring your pets with you to work.
7. Spend your lunch breaks under your desk.
8. Send out a daily photo of yourself to the rest of the staff. (Childhood photos should work fine.)
9. Pretend like you have an imaginary friend who lives in your desk drawer.

Maybe your spiritual life is going a little too well lately and you’re looking for a way to bring things down a notch or two.  Just follow these steps to see your spiritual life quickly erode into a mess:

1. Do what you feel like doing.  Avoid difficult things.  Do what comes naturally.
2. Consume vast amounts of media.  Watch and listen to whatever you want.
3. Harbor resentment, especially towards your family.  In your free time, think about the ways they’ve let you down.
4. Worry about your stuff.  Hoard it all.
5. Don’t read the Bible or pray.
6. Don’t trust God.  Live in fear and worry.  Live your life as though Jesus never lived, died, and rose again for you.

Any other steps to recommend?

I don’t really care for yard work very much.  It’s not really the work itself that’s disagreeable to me, but the heat that tends to accompany the growth of plants and grass.

Even still, I love the results.

While I was dying my hair a couple of nights ago, I leaned against the bathroom sink and accidentally set off my car alarm from the keys in my pocket.  Since that was at least the second time that I’ve made a fool of myself in such a way, I decided to take action to make sure that would never happen again.  For those who will find this useful, here are instructions on how to quickly, easily, and non-destructively disable your car fob panic button.  (I drive a 2001 Jeep Cherokee, but this should be basically the same for any kind of car.)

The first thing you'll need to do is open up the fob. A penny worked great for me.

Next, I carefully pulled on the rubber encasing the chip board.

Here's the key chain with the rubber button piece removed.

Next, I flipped the rubber button part back over and used a plastic fork to gently remove the circuit board from the rubber piece.

After that, I placed a small piece of tape over the back of the panic button. This will keep the button from making a connection to the circuit board when pressed.

Last, I reassembled the fob and tested it out. It worked great, and it only took a couple of minutes.

I’m far from being a professional in this area, but I thought it would be fun to put together a few tips for any guys out there who might dye their hair some day.

1. Prepare yourself mentally beforehand.  All the good hair dye colors have women on the front of the package.  The boxes will talk about vitamins, shine, and other stuff you care nothing about.  Just pick out the color that looks best.  Once you’ve selected a color, take notice of the woman on the front of the box.  You’ll need to find her again if you like the way the color turns out (or avoid her, if you don’t).
2. Make sure to purchase a small empty shampoo travel bottle while you’re out shopping.  You’ll thank me for this later.  (If you don’t have a mirror, make sure to get one of those too.)
3. When you get ready to check out, don’t worry about what the checker thinks.  He or she will probably just assume all this stuff is for your wife or girlfriend, so don’t sweat it.  (If you’re really concerned, go ahead and buy some tampons too.  That will certainly remove all doubt.)
4. When you’re home and ready to dye your hair, make sure to take off your shirt first.  It’s not in the instructions, but if you’re doing this by yourself, it will make things easier when it’s time to rinse the dye out.
5. If you have short hair, rather than mixing the dye like they’ve suggested, pour a third of each of the dying elements into the small empty travel bottle and shake the mixture up in there.  This will let you save enough unmixed dye to do your hair twice more. (Just so you know, they’re not kidding about the bottle exploding if you try to save the mixed dye.  It might not be as dramatic as a bomb exploding, but it will at least leave a nasty puddle of dye on your counter top.)
6. There should be two gloves in the dye box.  Rather than using both, just put on one.  Use one hand for applying the dye and the other for holding the mirror and wiping off extra dye with toilet paper.  When you do this, you’ll probably notice that these gloves were made for small hands, but you don’t really need to use your pinky anyway.
7. Once you’ve applied the dye, waited for the recommended amount of time, and are ready to rinse your hair, make sure you have a dark towel with you .  Just to be safe, you should probably use a dark towel to dry your hair at least the next two or three times you wash it.
8. Once you’re done, put the dye components, the extra glove, and the directions back in the box and store for next time.  Rinse out the travel shampoo bottle in the sink and it will be ready too.
9. Congratulations, you’ve managed to dye your hair without losing a y chromosome in the process!